Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery: 

- Oops! 
- Has anyone seen my watch? 
- That was some party last night I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. 
- Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. 
- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 
- Come back with that! Bad Dog! 
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? 
- Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie 
- If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week. 
- Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 
- Damn, there go the lights again... 
- Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of ’em. 
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off. 
- I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses. 
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 
- Steril, shcmeril. The floor’s clean, right? 
- What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change! 
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? 
- What do you mean "You want a divorce"! 
- I don’t know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. 
- Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss "BayWatch" 
- That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that? 
- Of course I’ve performed this operation before, Nurse! 

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